Chalk it up as the first entry to the Top 10 Worst movies list of
2001. I
really liked Charlize Theron in The
Cider House Rules, and I felt that shes an actress with a lot to offer.
There is a certain grace around her, a kind of unblemished beauty that is hard to find in
the movie business. But look at her recent choice in movies: Reindeer Games,
Legend of Bagger Vance,
The Yards, and now
this. Only one question is appropriate to be asked, "What was she thinking?"
In Sweet
November, she plays Sara Deaver, a free spirit with a mission. She meets Nelson
Moss (Keanu Reeves), a workaholic without a life. She makes him an offer he cant
refuse they will live together for a month. Her project is to make him realize what
has he been missing, and he is unable to let go of his cell phone that easily. But Sara is
almost a psychic, she knows how to unlock Nelson, and she does that with such ease, you
would think shed be a great daytime talk show host. Poor Nelson gives in to his
newly found freedom, but just as he falls in love with his guru, he discovers her dark
secret. Will he forget about her and leave her alone, or will his love for her grow
stronger? Take a wild guess.
Sweet
November is a festival of clichés piled up so high you cant see the
movie from them. Nelson is supposed to be as ruthless as we first meet him, but somehow,
Sara melts all the negativity from him, and he doesnt waste the opportunity to spend
$100 on helping a young boy, Saras neighbor, win a race of model sailboats, against
all odds. Speaking of neighbors, everybody seems to know Saras "boyfriend for a
month" pattern, which begins to sound pretty suspicious. But not to Nelson, hes
firmly under her spell. Theres also a third character, Chaz, Saras gay
neighbor, played by Jason Isaacs, whos trying to make audiences forget his role of a
sadistic Red Coat officer in The
Patriot. He is the missing link between a hippy woman and a yuppie man, and
his Scottish charm works better here than his British discipline in The Patriot.
Keanu Reeves will
again be our favorite action hero once the next Matrix comes out. But what about Charlize
Theron? Will her streak of increasingly bad movies stop at four, or will she redeem
herself and remind us again how good an actress she can be? Well know soon enough, I
guess, but Sweet November will remain the kind of movie that gives aspiring screenwriters
hope that someone will want to make a movie based on whatever they write, no matter how
bad it may be.