Reviewed by: Suad Bejtovic, Bosnian Movie Critic

Directed by: Howard Deutch

Starring: Keanu Reeves, Gene Hackman

.      Between the ass-kickings he delivers in Matrix and it sequels, Keanu Reeves made The Replacements, as a low-impact, high-energy workout of a sports movie. It's the sort of film that has little or no script, and even that much is hopelessly burdened with routines we saw numerous times. It's the kind of film whose comical highlights include the word "ouch" written on a Band-Aid patch over a wound and many other slapstick jokes. It's a movie that is loosely based on reality, but also borrows a few faces from it.

Once upon a time, as the story goes, when ridiculously well-paid football players went on strike, the management of a professional club Washington Sentinels decided to hire replacement players, some of which have played football in different levels, others with more experience in soccer (chain smoking Welsh kicker) or sumo-wrestling. The leader of this patchwork team assembled on a moment's notice is Shane Falco (Reeves), whose only accomplishment in football was being severely beaten in a Sugar Bowl game. The new team is coached by a players' coach, Jim McGinty, played by Gene Hackman, no stranger to that role (Hoosiers). The new Sentinels start off with a disaster, but as the movie goes along, they rack up a few points, and win over the hearts of their fans. Falco also wins the heart of a cheerleading squad leader, leggy Annabelle (Brooke Langton), in a witty make-out scene, with off-screen play-by-play by John Madden and Pat Summerall culminating with "Falco scores!" The reality of that tandem is a refreshing change compared to other recent football movies (in Any Given Sunday, broadcasters were Oliver Stone and Barry Switzer). Madden's role fits him perfectly, and he makes almost all deliveries in his distinctive style, even referring to The All-Madden Team.

The Replacements are a good-natured light-hearted sports comedy with no script to speak of, but plenty of laughs, solid grid-iron action and some R-rated sign language (the movie is rated PG-13). Some of the touchdown celebrations in the end zone are clever (like when the sumo-wrestling guard scores), and there are constant sparks between the colorful ensemble of characters, that include a cop and a robber, two gangsta-rap brothers, Tasmanian devil-like psychopath and a grocery store clerk who can run, but can't catch. Even in the event as marginal as a bar fight, they all do their football duties; linebacker sacks the opposing quarterback, guard blocks, kicker delivers a kick in the groin, and quarterback provides the opening punch. Action is often cartoonishly absurd, but on the other side, half of the cheerleaders are former topless dancers, providing the bonus entertainment for the fans, but also distracting the opponent (and the umpires). Entertainment is the key word in The Replacements, and it delivers plenty, however forgettable it may be. At least we see a few field goals, unlike Any Given Sunday.

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