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Reviewed by: Suad
Bejtovic, Bosnian Movie Critic
Directed by:
Howard Deutch
Starring:
Keanu Reeves, Gene Hackman
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Between the ass-kickings he delivers in
Matrix and it sequels, Keanu Reeves made The Replacements, as a low-impact, high-energy
workout of a sports movie. It's the sort of film that has little or no script, and even
that much is hopelessly burdened with routines we saw numerous times. It's the kind of
film whose comical highlights include the word "ouch" written on a Band-Aid
patch over a wound and many other slapstick jokes. It's a movie that is loosely based on
reality, but also borrows a few faces from it. Once upon a
time, as the story goes, when ridiculously well-paid football players went on strike, the
management of a professional club Washington Sentinels decided to hire replacement
players, some of which have played football in different levels, others with more
experience in soccer (chain smoking Welsh kicker) or sumo-wrestling. The leader of this
patchwork team assembled on a moment's notice is Shane Falco (Reeves), whose only
accomplishment in football was being severely beaten in a Sugar Bowl game. The new team is
coached by a players' coach, Jim McGinty, played by Gene Hackman, no stranger to that role
(Hoosiers). The new Sentinels start off with a disaster, but as the movie goes along, they
rack up a few points, and win over the hearts of their fans. Falco also wins the heart of
a cheerleading squad leader, leggy Annabelle (Brooke Langton), in a witty make-out scene,
with off-screen play-by-play by John Madden and Pat Summerall culminating with "Falco
scores!" The reality of that tandem is a refreshing change compared to other recent
football movies (in Any Given Sunday, broadcasters were Oliver Stone and Barry Switzer).
Madden's role fits him perfectly, and he makes almost all deliveries in his distinctive
style, even referring to The All-Madden Team.
The
Replacements are a good-natured light-hearted sports comedy with no script to speak of,
but plenty of laughs, solid grid-iron action and some R-rated sign language (the movie is
rated PG-13). Some of the touchdown celebrations in the end zone are clever (like when the
sumo-wrestling guard scores), and there are constant sparks between the colorful ensemble
of characters, that include a cop and a robber, two gangsta-rap brothers, Tasmanian
devil-like psychopath and a grocery store clerk who can run, but can't catch. Even in the
event as marginal as a bar fight, they all do their football duties; linebacker sacks the
opposing quarterback, guard blocks, kicker delivers a kick in the groin, and quarterback
provides the opening punch. Action is often cartoonishly absurd, but on the other side,
half of the cheerleaders are former topless dancers, providing the bonus entertainment for
the fans, but also distracting the opponent (and the umpires). Entertainment is the key
word in The Replacements, and it delivers plenty, however forgettable it may be. At least
we see a few field goals, unlike Any Given Sunday. |
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